The greatest human on the earth, Chuck Norris, has personal rules. No one till now knew that they were written for SEOs and webmasters. His rules are encrypted, Think Mantra deciphered them only for you:
- I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways – Chuck Norris talks about working hard to optimize the site using all possible ways – on-site, off-site optimization, adding content religiously and social media optimization. He wants his website to have the best possible optimization for search engines.
- I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements – If he tries to over-optimize or go into the grey/black hat area and gets penalized for it, he will forget about implementing that change with “tweaks” but instead go for complete white hat optimization to achieve highest rankings possible. Author Note: He might get his website to show up above the paid ads on SERPS for highly competitve keywords.
- I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family – Love, that is link love! keyword happiness and making sure he stays with his “good neighborhood”. He will also make sure that no one else in his neighborhood turns “bad”.
- I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile – Chuck talks about all looking for good pages and websites among all the websites and making them feel worthwhile by linking back to them. Chuck knows good outbound links are good!
- If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing – If he thinks a domain is not good or is part of a bad neighborhood, he will not link back to the pages/domains, not even with “nofollow” attribute (just because of you Matt Cutts!)
- I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own – (Yeah right!) He will be enthusiastic and happy when a pagerank 5 linking back to his website gets to pagerank 6! Long live pagerank flow.
- I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness – He will say “I am optimizing the websites for all search engines”, but in reality do it primarily for Google. Other search engines are not (yet) worth his super human skills. Maintaining an attitude for open-mindedness does not mean has to have an open-mind.
- I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times – He will not spam or flame Google or its employees, not even in emails or IMs (Google reads them all).
- I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends – He will always remain loyal to Big G, his domain, his web pages and ofcourse the pages/domains link back to him.
- I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself – He will not forget his goals – optimizing for qualified traffic and not rankings or page rank. By doing so, he will help his web pages, domain and himself ($$$).
If you follow this simple advice from Chuck Norris (deciphered by Think Mantra) you can have great SEO for your website. However, you can never have your results shown above the paid ads on SERPs, only Chuck Norris can do that!
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